What is the 'UniSA Freaks

What is the 'UniSA Freaks?"

UniSA Freaks is the faction you have when you are not having a faction. It has been setup for all those QC delegates who feel left out because they do not really identify with any of the factions that normally turn up at QC. UniSA freaks is for anyone who wants the security of a faction, without the restriction of faction politics.

Why 'UniSA Freaks'?

Because deep down inside, we are all Freaks, and some of us are from UniSA.

How do I join?

This is easy, fill in the form on this pamphlet, or be really lazy, and just demand a membership card from one of the original 'Freaks' (UniSA student). You are now a card-carrying member of the UniSA Freaks. As a 'Freak' you are required to do as you please, be whomever you want, and enjoy QC for the shagfest that it really is. Oh yeah, and don't feed the factions, they'll only follow you home.

I already belong to a faction,
can I join UniSA Freaks?

Yes, we love to sabotage from within.

Rules

1. Members are always right

2. If a member is shown to be wrong, refer to Rule 1

3. At no time, should a member ever take any faction seriously, including their own

4. Members will respect the opinions of all other factions no matter how wrong or childish they may seem

5. Members will listen to faction policies and aims in full, before ridiculing them

6. During debates (formal or otherwise), members will make valid and invalid points in the most childish manner possible

7. Members will not let amendments to motions take priority over drinks at the pub

8. Members will follow the Rules at all times, and pursue the Aims and Goals of UniSA Freaks to their full ability. Failing that, members are to refer to the Constitution

Aims and Goals

1. To instil a sense of humour in our fellow factional counterparts

2. To defend and promote the laughter of QC

3. To encourage others to play QC bingo

4. To defend QC delegates right to be indecisive about their sexuality and to create their own labels where they see fit (ie Lesbian Separatist Feminist Bears and Green Broad Left Liberals)

5. To encourage others to wear Nikes and eat Nestle products even if they do have dreadlocks, are vegans and were at S11

Constitution

If all else fails, go to the pub.

Motto

Drink, laugh and fuck

Oath

I swear to ignore all of the faction rules and to uphold the bar every afternoon. I swear to honour satire, laughter and shit-stirring, and to piss off at least one other faction everyday.

Membership Form

False Name or Alias:

______________________________________

Address you give to the police:

______________________________________

Phone number given to sleazy people in bars:

______________________________________

Age you want to be:

______________________________________

Time and Date of last drink:

______________________________________

Air Speed Velocity of an unladen swallow:

______________________________________

Dodgy Signature:

______________________________________

Why Join UniSA Freaks? Just hear what other people have been saying about UniSA Freaks:

I hate your politics and all that you stand for....

- EB
 

I am a freak (and proud) but in no way identify with the right-wing politics of the UniSA `freaks';

- MP
 

WHAT THE HELL IS A `UniSA Freak'?????

-SP
 

I would like to voice my horror that the identity of `freak', formally associated with the technicolour rainbow tribe of feral/cyber kids associated with ... left wing actions generally and the anarchist flavoured anti-capitalist movement has been usurped by a bunch of middle-class a-political `ratbags' (to borrow a Labor term) who do nothing but post tedious posts to this list, even though - having met some of them - they are actually often nice people.

- NS
 

Unspeakable arrogance

- CB
 

Jesus Fucking Christ!

- RC

This pamphlet was produced in a Third World Country by 8-year-old children who work in factories for 16 hours a day for less than two cents a week, and are keeling over from some festering disease. At least they've stopped making Nike shoes for awhile.

 No Green Broad Left members were hurt during the production of this pamphlet...well, maybe only a little bit....